I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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