What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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