that's an acceptable place to lick
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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