i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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