I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
