I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Apparently you make a good broom.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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