So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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