This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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