just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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