"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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