That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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