Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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