Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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