'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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