...so i touched it.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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