So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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