another moral hangover. fuck.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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