Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
