Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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