i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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