I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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