Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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