i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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