And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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