I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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