My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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