I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I understand Curling. That high.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I need water and some morals
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