I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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