just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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