Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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