How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
why is half of my head shaved?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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