Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
