his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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