whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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