WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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