The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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