life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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