I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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