The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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