Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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