i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
two words...techno handjob
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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