help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
