Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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