I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Randomize
