4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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