he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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