hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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