i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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