Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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