I smell stomach acid.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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