I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
a search helicopter?!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
